Guys this might be one of my absolute FAVORITE holiday things I’ve baked Like I mean come on Your girl loves a good layer cake Strip it naked and I love it even more Raise it 3 MORE layers & I’m in heaven Top that with some homemade mini gingerbread houses and I’m done for But dramatics aside, this cake is not only crazy beautiful its crazy EASY I’m not…

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Oh happy fall, the season of pumpkin spice lattes and basic bitches frolicking in the leaves To celebrate, I’m showin’ yaz how to make a salted caramel apple crumble pie damn that’s a mouthful …in both senses heh heh heh okay here we go   INGREDIENTS PIE CRUST 1 Pie Crust (homemade or store bought) PIE FILLING 5 large apples (a variety!) core em’ peel em’ & slice em’ about…

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Nothing says spooky like a….lava cake? No? Not Halloween-y? Eh, I tried  (kind of) I’m not one for the kitchy crazy weird and gross (wtf why does anyone wanna eat something that looks like brains) desserts SO instead I thought I’d do a BLEEDING cake But not actual blood LAVA But not actual lava OKAY ITS A RED VELVET LAVA CAKE ITS BOUGIE AND BASIC AND NOT SCARY OKAY SORRY *not sorry*…

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^my actual reaction face to finding out I was going to be in a TV show* I’d start this off by saying the whole standard “oh in case you missed it” but in reality if you missed it I would just be impressed considering all my socials have basically turned into #FreakishOnHulu fan accounts *cough* twitter *cough* In honor of #FreakWeek where Tumblr is uploading 2 episodes of Freakish EVERY DAY this week…

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Bury me in a bikini *but only if it’s high-waisted bc if I’m on my deathbed you best believe my diet will consist of french fries and indigestible cheese products* Ohmylantaitsoctoberstoppostingoldpicturesfromseptemberomgithappened ^five points to Gryffindor if you can decode that (&comment it down below) enjoy these pictures of me laughing awkwardly in a bikini while my friends shout encouraging (yet profane) things to me at a crowded beach RIP to…

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Well fall is here. Except in Los Angeles because it is totally still like 90 degrees everyday. So instead of sweating in sweaters and choking down scalding pumpkin spice lates I’ve just accepted this endless summer For my friend Ross’ birthday a few weeks back, we took a trip to Catalina Island and I thought I’d share some pictures with you (not pictured, me barfing on myself twice on the…

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I am on an eternal quest to become Ina Garten Please note that there is no sarcasm in the above statement at all. This past Labor Day I invited the cast members of Freakish (coming to Hulu this October) over for far too much food & way too many inside jokes These pictures make me happy & these people make me happy & soon in October they will be your new favorite…

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