Do you know whats better than a cookie? A cookie cake. Do you know whats better than a cookie cake? A 4 layered cookie cake with boiled milk frosting. Yeah. I went there. WACHOO NEED FOR YO COOKIE CAKE 4 cups all purpose flour 1 ½ tsp salt 1 tsp baking soda 1 & ½ cups butter, melted 2 cups brown sugar, packed 1 cup white sugar 2 large eggs 2 large egg yolks…

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Guys this might be one of my absolute FAVORITE holiday things I’ve baked Like I mean come on Your girl loves a good layer cake Strip it naked and I love it even more Raise it 3 MORE layers & I’m in heaven Top that with some homemade mini gingerbread houses and I’m done for But dramatics aside, this cake is not only crazy beautiful its crazy EASY I’m not…

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Oh happy fall, the season of pumpkin spice lattes and basic bitches frolicking in the leaves To celebrate, I’m showin’ yaz how to make a salted caramel apple crumble pie damn that’s a mouthful …in both senses heh heh heh okay here we go   INGREDIENTS PIE CRUST 1 Pie Crust (homemade or store bought) PIE FILLING 5 large apples (a variety!) core em’ peel em’ & slice em’ about…

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Nothing says spooky like a….lava cake? No? Not Halloween-y? Eh, I tried  (kind of) I’m not one for the kitchy crazy weird and gross (wtf why does anyone wanna eat something that looks like brains) desserts SO instead I thought I’d do a BLEEDING cake But not actual blood LAVA But not actual lava OKAY ITS A RED VELVET LAVA CAKE ITS BOUGIE AND BASIC AND NOT SCARY OKAY SORRY *not sorry*…

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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to a frozen dessert?  Does that make me Elsa or does that just make me a freak? Let’s just Let It Go ….lol sorry I had to With summer coming to an end (sobs) I thought what better way to celebrate than with a s’mores themed dessert & even better- s’mores no churn ice cream! Now I know you’re not spending your last…

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All I want to do when I see this is sing “I’m blue abadee abadaaa” (I am aware that this joke is as dead as my career) Self deprecating jokes aside let’s get to whey we’re really here No churn blueberry cheesecake ice cream. Yeah. I did that.   4.7 from 3 reviews Save Print No-Churn Blueberry Cheesecake Ice Cream Prep time:  12 mins Cook time:  20 mins Total time:  32…

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  Now I’m not *usually* one who swoons over rainbow foods. I know I know how un-relatable of me. I tend to gravitate towards desserts that look more natural and rustic (cringe) But I think this ice cream has converted me. Like I’m sorry but is this not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?!?!   & you know what makes this EVEN better? Dis shit is NO CHURN! Yep. You…

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