Oh happy fall, the season of pumpkin spice lattes and basic bitches frolicking in the leaves To celebrate, I’m showin’ yaz how to make a salted caramel apple crumble pie damn that’s a mouthful …in both senses heh heh heh okay here we go   INGREDIENTS PIE CRUST 1 Pie Crust (homemade or store bought) PIE FILLING 5 large apples (a variety!) core em’ peel em’ & slice em’ about…

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Nothing says spooky like a….lava cake? No? Not Halloween-y? Eh, I tried  (kind of) I’m not one for the kitchy crazy weird and gross (wtf why does anyone wanna eat something that looks like brains) desserts SO instead I thought I’d do a BLEEDING cake But not actual blood LAVA But not actual lava OKAY ITS A RED VELVET LAVA CAKE ITS BOUGIE AND BASIC AND NOT SCARY OKAY SORRY *not sorry*…

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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to a frozen dessert?  Does that make me Elsa or does that just make me a freak? Let’s just Let It Go ….lol sorry I had to With summer coming to an end (sobs) I thought what better way to celebrate than with a s’mores themed dessert & even better- s’mores no churn ice cream! Now I know you’re not spending your last…

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All I want to do when I see this is sing “I’m blue abadee abadaaa” (I am aware that this joke is as dead as my career) Self deprecating jokes aside let’s get to whey we’re really here No churn blueberry cheesecake ice cream. Yeah. I did that.   4.7 from 3 reviews Save Print No-Churn Blueberry Cheesecake Ice Cream Prep time:  12 mins Cook time:  20 mins Total time:  32…

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  Now I’m not *usually* one who swoons over rainbow foods. I know I know how un-relatable of me. I tend to gravitate towards desserts that look more natural and rustic (cringe) But I think this ice cream has converted me. Like I’m sorry but is this not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?!?!   & you know what makes this EVEN better? Dis shit is NO CHURN! Yep. You…

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I fuc***** love birthdays. Like I love birthdays like Hagrid loves birthdays. I mean who doesn’t love balloons and streamers and blowing out candles??! Answer: everybody. Chances are if we’re friends, or even just acquaintances I’m baking you an extravagant 3 layer cake based on the immense amount of internet stalking I’ve done to find out your dessert preferences. And if we’re REALLY close friends? Oh so help you because…

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I’m not a crier. I’m not big on feelings in general- but especially crying. Which is actually quite ironic because on camera I can cry at the drop of a hat- which the writers on #Freakish (coming soon to Hulu) loved I cried for 4 episodes straight. I’m not kidding. In every scene in episodes 7, 8, 9 and 10- I am in hysterics. Maybe that’s why in my everyday…

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