Salted Caramel Apple Crumble Pie

Oh happy fall, the season of pumpkin spice lattes and basic bitches frolicking in the leaves To celebrate, I’m showin’ yaz how to make a salted caramel apple crumble pie damn that’s a mouthful …in both senses heh heh heh okay here we go   INGREDIENTS PIE CRUST 1 Pie Crust (homemade or store bought) PIE FILLING 5 large apples (a variety!) core em’ peel em’ & slice em’ about…

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Red Velvet Lava Cake

Nothing says spooky like a….lava cake? No? Not Halloween-y? Eh, I tried  (kind of) I’m not one for the kitchy crazy weird and gross (wtf why does anyone wanna eat something that looks like brains) desserts SO instead I thought I’d do a BLEEDING cake But not actual blood LAVA But not actual lava OKAY ITS A RED VELVET LAVA CAKE ITS BOUGIE AND BASIC AND NOT SCARY OKAY SORRY *not sorry*…

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Nutella S’mores No-Churn Ice Cream

Is it possible to be sexually attracted to a frozen dessert?  Does that make me Elsa or does that just make me a freak? Let’s just Let It Go ….lol sorry I had to With summer coming to an end (sobs) I thought what better way to celebrate than with a s’mores themed dessert & even better- s’mores no churn ice cream! Now I know you’re not spending your last…

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No-Churn Blueberry Cheesecake Ice Cream

All I want to do when I see this is sing “I’m blue abadee abadaaa” (I am aware that this joke is as dead as my career) Self deprecating jokes aside let’s get to whey we’re really here No churn blueberry cheesecake ice cream. Yeah. I did that.   4.7 from 3 reviews Save Print No-Churn Blueberry Cheesecake Ice Cream Prep time:  12 mins Cook time:  20 mins Total time:  32…

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No-Churn Cake Batter & Circus Cookie Ice Cream

  Now I’m not *usually* one who swoons over rainbow foods. I know I know how un-relatable of me. I tend to gravitate towards desserts that look more natural and rustic (cringe) But I think this ice cream has converted me. Like I’m sorry but is this not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?!?!   & you know what makes this EVEN better? Dis shit is NO CHURN! Yep. You…

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