I tend to go a little overboard when it comes to….well everything really Remember when I posted about this Tiramisu cake? & I revealed that I suddenly took it upon myself to simultaneously attempt my first pâte à choux? All because I couldn’t let some cream go to waste? 2 failed doughs- 1 melted spatula & here we are. Cream puffs & pastries have always been at the top of…

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  A dairy allergy don’t stop this bitch Why yes- I attended an entire museum dedicated to the frozen lactose delight I cannot digest.  Last week I managed to sneak my way (they invited me I swear) to the opening of the Museum of Ice Cream in San Francisco. Now unless you’ve been Kimmy Schmidt-ing it, I’m sure you’ve heard of  the Museum of Ice Cream Also the name it self…

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Bury me in a bikini *but only if it’s high-waisted bc if I’m on my deathbed you best believe my diet will consist of french fries and indigestible cheese products* Ohmylantaitsoctoberstoppostingoldpicturesfromseptemberomgithappened ^five points to Gryffindor if you can decode that (&comment it down below) enjoy these pictures of me laughing awkwardly in a bikini while my friends shout encouraging (yet profane) things to me at a crowded beach RIP to…

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Well fall is here. Except in Los Angeles because it is totally still like 90 degrees everyday. So instead of sweating in sweaters and choking down scalding pumpkin spice lates I’ve just accepted this endless summer For my friend Ross’ birthday a few weeks back, we took a trip to Catalina Island and I thought I’d share some pictures with you (not pictured, me barfing on myself twice on the…

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  Now I’m not *usually* one who swoons over rainbow foods. I know I know how un-relatable of me. I tend to gravitate towards desserts that look more natural and rustic (cringe) But I think this ice cream has converted me. Like I’m sorry but is this not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?!?!   & you know what makes this EVEN better? Dis shit is NO CHURN! Yep. You…

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I fuc***** love birthdays. Like I love birthdays like Hagrid loves birthdays. I mean who doesn’t love balloons and streamers and blowing out candles??! Answer: everybody. Chances are if we’re friends, or even just acquaintances I’m baking you an extravagant 3 layer cake based on the immense amount of internet stalking I’ve done to find out your dessert preferences. And if we’re REALLY close friends? Oh so help you because…

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I’m not a crier. I’m not big on feelings in general- but especially crying. Which is actually quite ironic because on camera I can cry at the drop of a hat- which the writers on #Freakish (coming soon to Hulu) loved I cried for 4 episodes straight. I’m not kidding. In every scene in episodes 7, 8, 9 and 10- I am in hysterics. Maybe that’s why in my everyday…

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