HOSTING MY FIRST THANKSGIVING

  This post is a L-O-N-G one…you’ve been warned happy belated day Christopher Columbus was a fucking dick! Because my friends & I are woke millennials AKA whiney 24 year olds, we decided to give this holiday for a new meaning Introducing…. complainsgiving! What is Complainsgiving? Glad you asked Becky! Well, Complainsgiving derives from the word ‘complain‘ – ever heard of her? Complains-GIVING is the holiday of just that Complaints,…

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Cream Puffs

I tend to go a little overboard when it comes to….well everything really Remember when I posted about this Tiramisu cake? & I revealed that I suddenly took it upon myself to simultaneously attempt my first pâte à choux? All because I couldn’t let some cream go to waste? 2 failed doughs- 1 melted spatula & here we are. Cream puffs & pastries have always been at the top of…

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Museum of Ice Cream | SF

  A dairy allergy don’t stop this bitch Why yes- I attended an entire museum dedicated to the frozen lactose delight I cannot digest.  Last week I managed to sneak my way (they invited me I swear) to the opening of the Museum of Ice Cream in San Francisco. Now unless you’ve been Kimmy Schmidt-ing it, I’m sure you’ve heard of  the Museum of Ice Cream Also the name it self…

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Bury Me in a (High-Waisted) Bikini

Bury me in a bikini *but only if it’s high-waisted bc if I’m on my deathbed you best believe my diet will consist of french fries and indigestible cheese products* Ohmylantaitsoctoberstoppostingoldpicturesfromseptemberomgithappened ^five points to Gryffindor if you can decode that (&comment it down below) enjoy these pictures of me laughing awkwardly in a bikini while my friends shout encouraging (yet profane) things to me at a crowded beach RIP to…

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Catalina (No Wine) Mixer

Well fall is here. Except in Los Angeles because it is totally still like 90 degrees everyday. So instead of sweating in sweaters and choking down scalding pumpkin spice lates I’ve just accepted this endless summer For my friend Ross’ birthday a few weeks back, we took a trip to Catalina Island and I thought I’d share some pictures with you (not pictured, me barfing on myself twice on the…

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