gwen stefani taught me how to spell banana   (i mean me & anyone who’s old enough to remember a walkman and young enough to quote a walk to remember) but enough reminiscing on the days of jelly sandals and hit-clips                 you’re here for the good stuff but let me just say… this shit is bananas b – a – n –…

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Do you know whats better than a cookie? A cookie cake. Do you know whats better than a cookie cake? A 4 layered cookie cake with boiled milk frosting. Yeah. I went there. WACHOO NEED FOR YO COOKIE CAKE 4 cups all purpose flour 1 ½ tsp salt 1 tsp baking soda 1 & ½ cups butter, melted 2 cups brown sugar, packed 1 cup white sugar 2 large eggs 2 large egg yolks…

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Guys this might be one of my absolute FAVORITE holiday things I’ve baked Like I mean come on Your girl loves a good layer cake Strip it naked and I love it even more Raise it 3 MORE layers & I’m in heaven Top that with some homemade mini gingerbread houses and I’m done for But dramatics aside, this cake is not only crazy beautiful its crazy EASY I’m not…

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Oh happy fall, the season of pumpkin spice lattes and basic bitches frolicking in the leaves To celebrate, I’m showin’ yaz how to make a salted caramel apple crumble pie damn that’s a mouthful …in both senses heh heh heh okay here we go   INGREDIENTS PIE CRUST 1 Pie Crust (homemade or store bought) PIE FILLING 5 large apples (a variety!) core em’ peel em’ & slice em’ about…

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Nothing says spooky like a….lava cake? No? Not Halloween-y? Eh, I tried  (kind of) I’m not one for the kitchy crazy weird and gross (wtf why does anyone wanna eat something that looks like brains) desserts SO instead I thought I’d do a BLEEDING cake But not actual blood LAVA But not actual lava OKAY ITS A RED VELVET LAVA CAKE ITS BOUGIE AND BASIC AND NOT SCARY OKAY SORRY *not sorry*…

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^my actual reaction face to finding out I was going to be in a TV show* I’d start this off by saying the whole standard “oh in case you missed it” but in reality if you missed it I would just be impressed considering all my socials have basically turned into #FreakishOnHulu fan accounts *cough* twitter *cough* In honor of #FreakWeek where Tumblr is uploading 2 episodes of Freakish EVERY DAY this week…

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Bury me in a bikini *but only if it’s high-waisted bc if I’m on my deathbed you best believe my diet will consist of french fries and indigestible cheese products* Ohmylantaitsoctoberstoppostingoldpicturesfromseptemberomgithappened ^five points to Gryffindor if you can decode that (&comment it down below) enjoy these pictures of me laughing awkwardly in a bikini while my friends shout encouraging (yet profane) things to me at a crowded beach RIP to…

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