Mocha Chocolate Cake

It’s no secret that my favorite thing to bake is birthday cakes. Not only can I be extra as fuck and nobody judges me because I’m just *such a good friend* – but it also gives me a chance to be creative in the kitchen. Coming up with a friend’s birthday cake starts with the typical CSI level interrogation as I prod them with questions and “this or that” trying…

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Snowball Cookies

We’re currently in that weird limbo between Christmas & New Years where we still still sleep in past lunch time & sugar is a main food group & kale is just a slogan on a t-shirt. I love this time of year To stay in the spirt of the last days of 2017- I thought we’d celebrate how terrible of a year it was, by treating our body terribly with…

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Soft & Chewy Ginger Cookies

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS! I hope you’ve all gained at least 3 pounds & you stopped wearing makeup days ago. Or maybe I’m just projecting This was the first year I didn’t make gingerbread WOMEN & instead I opted for something that was less likely to give me carpal tunnel (for serious those sugar cookies turned my hands into god damn CLAWS) It’s quite unlike me to take the easy way…

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Pecan Pie Bars

my first word was pie (that’s an actual fact) though my petite undeveloped (still waiting on that) brain also called everything that was sweet “pie”  fudge = pie cake = pie chocolate = pie ice cream = pie cookies = pie ( btw hippie applesauce-sweetened-hemp-carob-muffin-bricks  IS NOT PIE ) in honor of my first love (sorry mats) I’m sharing my recipe for ACTUAL  pie with you – albeit it’s in…

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Cream Puffs

I tend to go a little overboard when it comes to….well everything really Remember when I posted about this Tiramisu cake? & I revealed that I suddenly took it upon myself to simultaneously attempt my first pâte à choux? All because I couldn’t let some cream go to waste? 2 failed doughs- 1 melted spatula & here we are. Cream puffs & pastries have always been at the top of…

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