Cookie Butter Bars
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Cookie Butter Bars

you heard me. cookie. butter. cookie bars. the greatest dessert inception since cheesecake cakes. Now cookie bars, or “blondies” have to be the EASIEST  dessert of all time. Baking inept? You can make these. I swear. 9 ingredients, 2 bowls, 40 minutes They’re perfect for an instant cookie craving because…

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cinnamon crumb cake
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cinnamon crumb cake

  Petition to change the name from “coffee cake” to “crumb cake” because there’s no coffee in coffee cake and my Virgo rising doesn’t like nonsensical things Granted it’s not TOTALLY nonsensical as it’s because you eat it with coffee but I REST MY CASE Regardless of you want to…

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Pecan Pie Bars
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Pecan Pie Bars

  my first word was pie (that’s an actual fact) though my petite undeveloped (still waiting on that) brain also called everything that was sweet “pie”  fudge = pie cake = pie chocolate = pie ice cream = pie cookies = pie ( btw hippie applesauce-sweetened-hemp-carob-muffin-bricks  IS NOT PIE )…

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APPLE CIDER DONUTS
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APPLE CIDER DONUTS

IT’S OFICALLY FALL! (I think…?) I’ll be real- it’s like 85 degrees in LA right now & my pumpkin spice coffee was a major let down – my inner basic bitch is having some autumnal fomo. (I really hope you read that as a joke and not so earnest otherwise…

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Cream Puffs
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Cream Puffs

I tend to go a little overboard when it comes to….well everything really Remember when I posted about this Tiramisu cake? & I revealed that I suddenly took it upon myself to simultaneously attempt my first pâte à choux? All because I couldn’t let some cream go to waste? 2…

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