This post is a L-O-N-G one…you’ve been warned happy belated day Christopher Columbus was a fucking dick! Because my friends & I are woke millennials AKA whiney 24 year olds, we decided to give this holiday for a new meaning Introducing…. complainsgiving! What is Complainsgiving? Glad you asked Becky! Well, Complainsgiving derives from the word ‘complain‘ – ever heard of her? Complains-GIVING is the holiday of just that Complaints,…

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my first word was pie (that’s an actual fact) though my petite undeveloped (still waiting on that) brain also called everything that was sweet “pie”  fudge = pie cake = pie chocolate = pie ice cream = pie cookies = pie ( btw hippie applesauce-sweetened-hemp-carob-muffin-bricks  IS NOT PIE ) in honor of my first love (sorry mats) I’m sharing my recipe for ACTUAL  pie with you – albeit it’s in…

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IT’S OFICALLY FALL! (I think…?) I’ll be real- it’s like 85 degrees in LA right now & my pumpkin spice coffee was a major let down – my inner basic bitch is having some autumnal fomo. (I really hope you read that as a joke and not so earnest otherwise we cannot be friends) Anyways, maybe you’ve been skipping through pumpkin patches and watching Hocus Pocus & Halloween Town on…

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I tend to go a little overboard when it comes to….well everything really Remember when I posted about this Tiramisu cake? & I revealed that I suddenly took it upon myself to simultaneously attempt my first pâte à choux? All because I couldn’t let some cream go to waste? 2 failed doughs- 1 melted spatula & here we are. Cream puffs & pastries have always been at the top of…

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