Spring has officially sprung (which really doesn’t mean anything,) but I’m using it as an excuse to get my life together. I may or may not   have been slacking on my skincare this winter… Half because I can hide my body under sweats and leggings… & half because living with your boyfriend means the illusion that you’re hairless and never burp shattered a loooong time ago. Romance. So when eos…

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It’s no secret that my favorite thing to bake is birthday cakes. Not only can I be extra as fuck and nobody judges me because I’m just *such a good friend* – but it also gives me a chance to be creative in the kitchen. Coming up with a friend’s birthday cake starts with the typical CSI level interrogation as I prod them with questions and “this or that” trying…

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          PINK VELVET CUPCAKES Makes 24 cupcakes 1 cup butter (soft) 1 & 1/4 cup sugar 3 eggs 1 teaspoons vanilla 2 & 1/2 cup flour 1 & 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1  teaspoons baking soda 1/4  teaspoon salt 1 cup buttermilk Pink gel food coloring (until desired color)   CREAM CHEESE FROSTING 8 oz cream cheese (soft) 1/4 cup butter (soft) 3 cups powdered sugar…

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We’re currently in that weird limbo between Christmas & New Years where we still still sleep in past lunch time & sugar is a main food group & kale is just a slogan on a t-shirt. I love this time of year To stay in the spirt of the last days of 2017- I thought we’d celebrate how terrible of a year it was, by treating our body terribly with…

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MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS! I hope you’ve all gained at least 3 pounds & you stopped wearing makeup days ago. Or maybe I’m just projecting This was the first year I didn’t make gingerbread WOMEN & instead I opted for something that was less likely to give me carpal tunnel (for serious those sugar cookies turned my hands into god damn CLAWS) It’s quite unlike me to take the easy way…

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Let’s see how long it takes me to make a ball joke. Did that count as one? Today I’ve got another SUPER easy & last minute holiday (or not holiday) treat for you guys! Like I’ve said before- I make epic goodie boxes for my team & every year there’s always a request for these babies In the words of one of my agents, “I love the cocaine & peanut…

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I can’t believe the holiday season is almost over – which considering I decorated on Halloween…you’d think I’d gotten my share of festivities in- but no If you’ve been watching my instagram stories the past month you’ve probably seen that I’ve been baking up a damn STORM  I’ve gotten into the tradition of making epic cookie/baked good boxes for my team out here in LA & every year the list…

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